Real Friends, Fake Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
REAL FRIENDS: never ask for food.

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Hey drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste.” Anon

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