How are you being served?
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A man recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer...
Question: 'What would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?'
Answer: 'Tea please.'
Question: 'Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?'
Answer: 'Ceylon tea.'
Question: 'How would you like it? Black or white?'
Answer: 'White.'
Question: 'Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?'
Answer: 'With milk.'
Question: 'Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?'
Answer: 'With cow milk please.'
Question: 'Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?'
Answer: 'Mmmm... I will take Afrikaner.'
Question: 'Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?'
Answer: 'With sugar.'
Question: 'Beet sugar or cane sugar?'
Answer: 'Cane sugar.'
Question: 'White, brown or yellow sugar?'
Answer: 'Walau! Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead.'
Question: 'Mineral water or plain water?'
Answer: 'Mineral water'
Question: 'Flavored or non-flavored?'
Answer: Argh! Wat e fish! Forget it.
Does going the extra miles help? Are you being served right?
A man recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer...
Question: 'What would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?'
Answer: 'Tea please.'
Question: 'Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?'
Answer: 'Ceylon tea.'
Question: 'How would you like it? Black or white?'
Answer: 'White.'
Question: 'Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?'
Answer: 'With milk.'
Question: 'Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?'
Answer: 'With cow milk please.'
Question: 'Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?'
Answer: 'Mmmm... I will take Afrikaner.'
Question: 'Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?'
Answer: 'With sugar.'
Question: 'Beet sugar or cane sugar?'
Answer: 'Cane sugar.'
Question: 'White, brown or yellow sugar?'
Answer: 'Walau! Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead.'
Question: 'Mineral water or plain water?'
Answer: 'Mineral water'
Question: 'Flavored or non-flavored?'
Answer: Argh! Wat e fish! Forget it.
Does going the extra miles help? Are you being served right?
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